An Open Letter to the Humans who Laced my Treats with Weed

Highly Inappropriate

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My dear owners,

I begin my letter with a grievance I have endured on my evening prowl across the countertops. It was something so atrocious, I may have to report you to the FBI (feline bureau of investigation) for crimes against kittens. Believe me, this is the last thing I want to do for I am a reasonable cat. Before…