The Pants that Betrayed Me

Marie Mayer
4 min readFeb 17, 2022

A tantrum in the women’s section

photo by author

I went shopping for a halfway decent pair of slacks (and I stress halfway). For my next interview or whatever event, I decided on a pair of dark dress jeans. Nothing says CEO worthy like a pair of itchy, Styrofoam infused pants hoisted up to the abdomen. Now don’t get me wrong, I could have gone with a comfortable low rise black jean or jegging. Combine it with jewelry and a clutch…

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